Google for PHP. Or, why I moved to another server.

December 8, 2003 | Fredrik Lundh

google fornumber of hits
python vulnerability21,400
perl vulnerability77,600
java vulnerability138,000
php vulnerability264,000

enough said.

“Look, there’s a plaque on this one,” he explained to Arthur, “It’s frosted over.”

He rubbed the frost clear and examined the engraved characters. To Arthur they looked like the footprints of a spider that had had one too many of whatever it is that spiders have on a night out, but Ford instantly recognized an early form of Galactic Eezeereed.

“It says ‘Golgafrincham Ark Fleet, Ship B, Hold Seven, PHP Programmer Second Class’ — and a serial number.”

“A PHP programmer?” said Arthur, “a dead PHP programmer?”

“Best kind.”

“But what’s he doing here?”

Ford peered through the top at the figure within.

“Not a lot,” he said, and suddenly flashed one of those grins of his which always made people think he’d been overdoing things recently and should try to get some rest.


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